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Diz page is dedicated 2 my deceased friend MICHAEL GLAGAU. Rest In Peace M8.

Well introducin me..Illmatic, G0atP0rn 1337*0n3, Fr0Z3n..thatz it
Welcome 2 KP Hostpital.


Hmm wotz gonna b on this page..shit talk by players in lobbys games and shit.
Screenshots and other shit. Alot of fun and some huge laffs about cuntz beein fukked. Braindamage. Sex. Chikkz and lot more...

Well first of all I gave it a try 2 create my own clan. Was doin good actualy but the fukkin idiots nevah turned up 4 matches and shit and there were some probs in da clan so I quit 2LC and joined da FBI crew..I regret that...

I�m on Gamespy Arcade little drunk as usual. Had some cool games lost some won some da usual shit in KP..Talkin 2 me m8s bout some shit and shit all of a suddon Mr.Acedog bargis in da lobby...

23.5.2001

CuNtZ In Da LoBbY part I

23.5.2001 _.�->Gamespy Arcade lobby<-�._ 22:51 CET " Acedog talkin bull "

<[MAD]Acedog> do u know kid?
<[Me]>                 Kid Ice?
<[MAD]Acedog> yea he is not a good player he is a newbie
<[Me]>                 LMFAO
<[MAD]Acedog> well
<[MAD]Acedog> he is now ( huh? me [Illmatic] dont get that realy do u? )
<[Me]>                 he�ll beat all MAD and MOB easy long np
<[MAD]Acedog> and i have a screen shots of me killking himl
<[Me]>                 ermmm..wow? good 4 u acehead but I bet u "fragged" him wit a grenade like u usualy do
<[MAD]Acedog> No i killed him with the hmg and i am better than him i got screen shotsl
<[Me]>                 now listen acepoo u talk more shit in 5 mins like I smoke faggs in 24 hours, now just leave this lobby
                             ur givin me and tha others chat-laggs

<[2LC]MOseS>   lmfao ur true illmatic
<[Me]>                 ta but I know that myself m8 :)
<[MAD]Acedog> u 2 r wankers
<[Me]>                 ta acecock
<[2LC]MOseS>   hahahahhaahah true again and thanx acedog
<[MAD]Acedog> fu
<[Me]>                 no thanx
Well only 2 months latah beein cool wit Acedog still thinkin hes a nob he starts shit again 4 no reason, pikkin on Drug_Dealer...then I interrupt

9.7.2001

CuNtZ In Da LoBbY part II

9.7.2001 _.�->Gamespy Arcade lobby<-�._ 16:30 CET " its Ace"gay"dog again "

<[MAD]Acedog> oi drug dealer u dont know what drugs r u girly
<[Drug_Dealer]>   acedog by ya face looks like you bin the woman gettin beat
<[Me]>                 accpoo givin his best
<[Me]>                 lol @ drug
<[MAD]Acedog> rapeing little girls who about 10 because all the big wamon no u have a little --------- dick wuhahahahahaa
<[Me]>                 who u talkin 2?
<[Me]>                 drug?
<[Me]>                 cunt
<[Drug_Dealer]>   lol
<[MAD]Acedog> illmo?
<[Me]>                 ZZZzzzZZZ
<[MAD]Acedog> im 14 right i smoke it every day?
<[Me]>                 Ur not amusin me acepoo
<[MAD]Acedog> im 14 right i smoke it every day?
<[Me]>                 Ur still not acecunt
<[MAD]Acedog> do us a bong
<[MAD]Acedog> peace full
<[Me]>                 14? lmfao
<[Me]>                 fukk off
" I was waitin 4 him 2 give me tha rest "
<[Me]>                 fukk
<[Me]>                 where is it
<[MAD]Acedog> fucker
<[Me]>                 where is it
<[MAD]Acedog> not so big now ey
<[Me]>                 ermmmm. lmfao at tha moment?
<[MAD]Acedog> fuck wussssssssy
<[MAD]Acedog> rofl
<[Me]>                 aint takin notice poohead
<[Me]>                 rimjammer
                                                                                                  (.���`�._.�->16:33 CET<-�._.���`�.)
<[MAD]Acedog> lol
<[MAD]Acedog> illmo crowl back to ya shack
<[Drug_Dealer]> acedog lol naaa the only drug i see is ya momma shes just a rush
<[MAD]Acedog> before i kick shit out of ya wimp
<[Me]>                 acepoo u notice ur not funny?
<[Me]>                 CunTkNuCkLe
<[Me]>                 n1 Drug :)
<[MAD]Acedog> drug?
<[MAD]Acedog> u sell weed m8?
<[Drug_Dealer]> hey im not ur m8 so fuck off u wanker and go shag ur dad
<[Me]>                 lmfao drug ;)
Well actualy it went on a little more but drug and me muted him and m8s told us wot he was sayin.
Wot a dumbass acepoo is..moooooo [ Drug and me had alot of fun tho ]


In August someday
Well Da Illest finaly joined FBI some day forgot wot day actualy some in August or some like that.

From day 1 there was a person who didnt want me in FBI. Name is FBI|Gun-R who I know 4 a while but always thought and knew
hes a right upper cunt. Why? Him comin into lobby talkin shit straight away sayin some like..
Oi illmo get that TAG off ur not in FBI ( Gunner aint bozz btw )..said I am so stfu..Gunner goin on tryin 2 get me out first day..
He tried hard and failed
But the best is 2 come. It started on da Forum even b4 actualy. He just cant take it if I fragg him.
Why da fukk he piss off all tha time..He�s an alias cunter anyway so fukk him.
FBI-Forum:

G.I.A...Gun-R In Action

WHAT DA CRACK! HOWL! YOU SAY THE WORDS DEEJAY AND I WILL DO ONE. I WONT LOSE ANY SLEEP NOT TO BE IN FBI...AND IT MIGHT BE A BETTER THING FOR YOU TO GET RID OF ME AND AV THEM
2 NOOBS IN (or yeh how can illmo be a newb if if e played it more then me MUAHHAHAH).
SIMPLE SOLUTION - DEEJAY U TELL ME U DONT WANT ME AND I WILL GO (LEAVE) OTHERWISE.....
D^ GuN-R

My AnSwEr:
Ermmm lmfao? Get a life Gunner grow some ballz and grow a dikk 2. Only NoOb here is u! and ermmm
...BrB...Back. So Mrs.Gunner u think ur da best ey? Bah ur nuttin in my eyez nuttin than a Big mouthed
fukked up pie-pokin adidas-clogs wearin cunter. Well I wouldn�t b suprised if FBI would split/quit.Thers
only 1 reason and thats "U" Mrs.Gunner. Oh and Why did BIO split? Yes exsactly! Cuz of "U" Mrs.Gunner.
.Wotz ur point Mrs.Gunner? Oh and I dont think I�m da best, nevah would. I aint no braggo like u.
And stop leavin GaMeZ when I�m wooopin ur "where it smells funny" boy! Well I cant say more about u
Mrs.Gunner cuz everbody else has said enough. Oh theres 1 more thing. U want me replaced? U want me outta
da scene? Go get ur life sorted first little boy then I�ll think about it. I�ll take my chances. Damn I cant stop talkin
da trueth ffs. Wot else is there? Ha got 1..Former SaSxCHAOS is playin KP again and he met u Mrs.Gunner..Guess
wot? Exsactly! U gave him shit cuz u got owned by him..Just like STAV givin u a wooopin, and u moan?..Damn m8
u realy gotta get ur life sorted ffs!!! Think thats enough 4 now..I�ll meet ya on da servers u..u..I�m out...ghost Da Illest

Mrs.Gunner answers 2 that
lmao... not a bad insult really. but one this will remain TRUE....that is what? YOUR A KROUT! and Illmatic you want a 1v1 on kingpin? lets go for it and your friend stava? i will happilt play him @ Kp 2? so be a man well as much as one u can be for a german and play me. Gu-R Quotes "We Won The War, Now Lets Own These Noobs" Aye! Da G Out

My answer 2 that shitty answer ;)
oh Mrs Gunner 1 more thing..Waz a krout? Aint it KRAUT? dumbass cya nOoB..I�m out..ghost DrunkenIll ( this time )

24.8.2001 FaGgOt`S In Da LoBbY part I
A totaly changed Evilfragger ( aka evilfaggot ) enters da room. Started shit 2 witout a reason dunno why..hes a faggot
24.8.2001 _.�->Gamespy Arcade lobby<-�._ 23:25 CET " lol @ EvilFragger "

<[B-R]Evil>          illmo?
<[Me]>                 Evil?
<[B-R]Evil>          fuck u
<[Me]>                 thanx 4 the offer but, no thanx... wuss
<[B-R]Evil>          i own u asshole
<[Me]>                 yeah...wotz an asshole?
<[B-R]Evil>          fu
<[Me]>                 told ya b4 no...but tell me wotz an asshole?
<[B-R]Evil>          u
<[Me]>                 oh and I thought its a cunt in lobbys talkin bull all day growin a dikk and sortin his life out..well think I was wrong then
<[B-R]Evil>          yeah
That guy really needs a life if ya aks me :)

�._.�-> 26.8.2001<-�._.�

GoT A BiG GoB?
Now wot happend today then hmm.Well nuttin special just anotha fukkin MOB wit tha name MOBxSOULHUNTER givin shit again. WP still aint up wot still pisses me off god damn it. I decided 2 join DKC, of course I didnt need any tryout :).
Wanna get STAV and Azad in 2 but they need a shitty tryout that makes me laff haha.
Should b nP 4 them as they r good players. Evilfaggot wasnt there I think or I still got him on MuTe and didnt notice he was there.

Got a cool screenie here so chekk it out :)=



BiG GoB AgAiN

1.9.2001
So wot fukkin happend today?. Not much just da bitch of all MOBxSOULHUNTER sayin I�m crap and shit, and talkin bull all tha timie tellin me 2 show my tits. HuH?. Well I�m a pure MAN and she�s a, well lets say a manom. A chikk wit a cokk and 5 tits.
Well Evilfaggot gave his best again. He thought he gave it 2 me but I didnt give a monkeys cokk wot he said. Only tellin him 2 fukk his dead grandma and hopin his mum dies of headcancer that night. Nuttin special.

2.9.2001
Hers a new cool screenie of me ownin some peeps :().



BaNnEd On GsA

5.9.2001
Hmmmz so wot happend in them few dayz?..Well usual lobby shit talk on GSA..But diz time some damn stoopy happend..Well forgot who aks me it but I think it was [D12]Cotters or some. [D12]=Dicks12Inch ;) jk hehe.Well Cotts aks me why his m8 got banned 4 sayin ni**er..Well as cool as I am I said it depends on how u say ni**er..Ohhh and yes that wasnt smart..Boom da fukk Im banned..Wot I mean is I�m banned on GAS now ffs..oh well gotta hang out wit Gamespy Lite now..that sukkz btw.
Thought bout stikkin in anotha screenie
Now hello and welcome 2 1 of tha ugliest KP playerz of da world ;)..Its name is MOBxSoldier..Why put him on..Well easy 2 answer..I got no pic of MOBxSOULHUNTER and Soldier gave me 1 "AS" we was m8s..Yes was..He�s become a real fukkin dikkhead..He still thinks I cheat moanin bout me cuz I left and aint in MOB..Fukk u FoO..Here it is



DrUnK, ChEaTs AnD SoMe ElSe

8.9.2001 ( I think )

Ermmm think it�s friday and I�m pissed again..Tryin 2 kikk ass wit a drunken brain, and it doesnt come out as I wont it 2 LOL. But tha matter of fact is..hmmz..I�m drunk still bettah than whole MOB,D12,ermm and some other faggot clans..Nuttin special on diz friday some peeps sayin I cheat ( sure, U fukkz ), ermm..Havin a big mouth..Haha but I�m cool and stay calm...Not like other gay players..Oh and some1 tried 2 kikk me ass usin an ALIAS..LMFAO he thought he could tell me he was from EURO HEAT where I played a long time..sayin he doesnt play alot..bollox..UpSetteR his name was..Dunno but I think that was DEEJAY ;)=..Could b wrong but..he still got his where it smells funny wooped by a drunken fukkah, ME ;)=.

Oh a screenie could fit in here ;).




G.I.A AgAiN..OmG
10.9.2001

Now wot have I got here� Now this is very intrestin. Some that was in da FBI FoRuM :)= ( GuNnEr? )

Gun-R ����: as league finsihed
SuPrEmE ����: mama play utd sunday then it is
Gun-R ����: so if mama win they woin league?
SuPrEmE ����: yes
Gun-R ����: lmao so mama won
Gun-R ����: just i am gonna leave FBI
SuPrEmE ����: yer cool we were gonna boot ya anyhow
Gun-R ����: yeh np
SuPrEmE ����: i guess someone told ya then hahaa
Gun-R ����: no
SuPrEmE ����: good guess then
Gun-R ����: just i told terror i dint like him yesterday lmao..and e is bit of a gay grass so e probley sed somethign to u
SuPrEmE ����: no aint spoke to him really but no-one in FBI likes you all keep asking when im gonna boot ya
Gun-R ����: i think they feel threatened by someone who as skill with high ping
SuPrEmE ����: yer that'll be it
Gun-R ����: someone else who agrees
SuPrEmE ����: I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR GOB!
Gun-R ����: yer that'll be it
Gun-R ����: but i am gonna tell tantrum that the match other week i didnt play and that u got some1 to play for me in my place who was an allias
SuPrEmE ����: well thats fine because he was a 7N player not in the league so no harm done now ... GRASS
Gun-R ����: its ok
SuPrEmE ����: yes it is
Gun-R ����: when i go down i pull the ppl round me down ahhahahahha
SuPrEmE ����: yer shame you cant though
Gun-R ����: u wouldnt believe how bad i am LAUGHING AT U
SuPrEmE ����: yer well im just sat here in a piss puddle laughing at u m8
SuPrEmE ����: HOW CHILDISH YOU ARE
Gun-R ����: now now robert
SuPrEmE ����: gonna grass us LMAO how lame when u dont even know who it was LoLoLoLoL


Hmmz diz a screenie I made few days ago..I thoudht it was a fake [Nw]Djinn..But mayb it wasnt..When I saw him play..it was Djinn..just wonderin if it was a fake cuz of the way he written his name..



ReAl LiFe OwNs

16.9.2001

Well nuttin cool happend actualy only the usual shite. Woopin azz gettin my azz wooped. But there�s some outta my real life I gotta tell here. A m8 of [DKC]Striker <--[my best m8] wanted a porno off Striker, yes Striker has pornos. He cant go out every weekend and get a chikk so he spanks his monkey lookin at porns. Well his m8 wanted 1 but I know u cant get a porn off him that easy ;)= so his m8 had 2 do some 2 get 1 LOL. LMFAO. Now this is wot he had 2 do. Striker said ur get a porno if when I stikk my finger right deep in my azz and u sniff it. Guess wot?. Exsactly his m8 sniffed his finger that he just shuved up his bum. U know wot his m8 said? Sniff sniff sniff hmmm doesnt stink of shit..Man that guy is a perv if ya aks me :)=.

Here�s an old screenie I found that will piss of my DKC m8s I think. It�s an old 1 of my old clan 2LC ;). Not 2 forget we started off wit only 2 members half way through tha game. Oh and some other screenies 2, old 1ns and shit. Not 2 forget that Breath had shotty ;).




DiZ F()()kIn GaMeSpY ArCaDe

27.9.2001

Well nuttin special happend as usual only that I�m still f()()kin banned on GSA ffs. Well I emailed them f()()kahz why I�m still banned and if they dont answer or mayb I got a prob and they can�t help me..I�ll f()()k em up realy bad..Mutha Fukkahz. Got some new screenies 4 ya�ll..chekk and get jealous.Jealousy is a Mutha Fukkah a weak jealous Mutha Fukkah.


Not 2 forget it started off as a 1v1 me and goddy..ermm he was NP LOL..then peeps joined and joined and left..After scarin off some peeps was finaly 2v3..

WiRePlAy SiTuAtIoN
29.9.2001
I think tha WP-Leagues r over now..well tha DM 1ns r..Tha Real-Mode (RM) r still runnin and I actualy can�t b azzed playin RM anymore..not that I sukk on it I get a shitty start..oh well..
11.10.2001

Hi there u f()()ked Cuntheads. U want a headline? FUKK U
Tha fakes r still runnin around and pretendin there DKC�s, pretendin there Panther or Roughy sayin ur out and ur out..Get a life ya damn cuntin fakes..

28.10.2001

Nw still owns

Well borin my azz off and chekkin the servers as usual I saw 1TIME on the servers..Knowin it was [Nw]Shakur made me join the server and chekk wits goin on..He had some 1v1ns wit 77 DoOdS..NO comment just chekk the screenies ;).


Oh well I have 2 shuv in a screenie of myself ;)



05.11.2001
2LC has ref()rmed
Oh ffs gotta update da page again and I can�t b fookin azzed damnit.
Oh well nuttin much 2 say cunt()rz just that 2LC is bakk. Thingz r doin g()()d signed up 4 some leagues and we gonna do r best, aight.Hope we do fookin well if not I�m gonna blow myself up like I luv 2 do in gamez, bah. I wont b able 2 play alot of KP anymore cuz I�m in deep shite. Da money probs, know wot I mean? Well if yo wankahz had -1400 dosh would u still play alot? Doubt it and dont come wit u would cuz I know and U know ya wouldn�t, CuNtZ. Nuff said.

18.01.2002
Ok time 4 a fukkin update dont ya think? Well alot happend in the past da usual shit talk by players who take Kingpin 2 serious, makin it there lifes. Thats wot ya call a noob. Well due 2 tha shit 77 said bout us I had da ballz 2 say all that wot others and I think. U scared pussys. We won our first match in da 4v4 league. N1 guys. Hmm wot else can I say just that peeps still run around callin me a cheat and shite. U know wot? Fukk ya�ll and get urself some skillz. Wot about that then Killa Bob aKa alias scumster.I was in UK 4 a bit 2 visit my uncle and I had time 2 get away from my 56k wank. Played on a nice ISDN connecy. Ffs DoOdS I didnt know several peeps r that poop and this game. Well next time I�ll add some screenies and shit.

22.03.2002

Wow long time no see ey u ferkz :). Yep time 4 anotha update, bout time I thinkz. Well well, thingz happend aight. It was time 2 quit 2LC once again. Due 2 the probs that were in 2LC I decided 2 quit 2LC. 2 many probs clan intern. There was good times as bad so I wish all former memberz good lukk wit their new clan. Keep it up and keep KP alive
I still play BM 4 [C], if I didnt mention I do then I did just now. Well gonna look wot kinda clan I�m gonna join.
Was thinkin about EGO, RU or some like that but I need a little time b4 I join anotha clan so til then..Fukk ya�ll :).
I decided 2 update the KP diary weekly now so peeps really know wotz goin on, mayb I�ll add like a pic section and shit..well only mayb..
Once again, until then..Fuck ya�ll :).

UpDaTe 16.04.2002

Ermm did I say I�ll update weekly? Well fukk off, I didnt :). But I think I�ll do this time tho but I just cant b asses sometimes I got other probs 2 solve 2, cuntz.

KP Update 16.04.2002

Ok I decided 2 join the EGO-clan cuz I cant b assed joinin any other 4 several reasons. Some thingz happend meanwhile. Wanker of the month is VERSUS aka Vaginal aka Kalinka..he just a damn cunt0r..
EGO won first 2 gamez in da 6v6-KP-League that gives us a good start.
Peeps still wallhackin and shit..I mean wtf? recordin them showin they wallin there asses off and still aint admitin it?..ffs get a life ya cunt0rz. Oh well I�ll b back in 5 days 4 da weekly update ( yeah sure ). Til then..once again and still da same
Fuck ya�ll

Update 03.05.2002
KP thingz!

Hey, wot did I say? I knew I wouldnt update a week latah but who givez a fukk?..
Ok thingz r ok in KP, EGO aint doin 2 bad in all the leagues.
I�m playin CS now and then..yeah yeah I know but KP all day? God ffs come on I need a piece of ownige in CS now :). I cant believe theres still peepz runnin around talkin shit all day instead of playin the damn game..
So til next week.Keep up the fraggin the fun
br>

Update 29.05.2002
Oh ffs as usual I didnt fukkin update fukkin weekly, oh well I fukkin knew it anyways but ffs this fukkin time I will update weekly!

KP-League Situation
Leagues r on STOP 4 a amount of time due 2 the wallhack that was workin fine with the MM 1.40d. Thankz Truz :). I think some leagues ave started again, RMBM I think so far.
As Taxa said thers a new wallhack that even workz wit the new MM 1.50 that wouldnt fukkin suprise me! I dont care about cheatz I�m clean and I dont give a rats fukkin ass if other peeps do, let em cheat if they think they is hard usin em. Fukk ya�ll!
IF they wonna spend more time in hakkin the MM or findin cheatz that work in KP let em, and fukk em!

Is KP ur life?�
Well thers several peeps in da KP scene who do nuttin more than sit on there comps 24/7 and play KP. I mean hey, aint u nerdz got a life or some? Aint gonna name any names except 1 and this makes him " Wanker Of The Week ".
A big applause 4 Lizard aka NoobHunter aka GermanSoldier aka dunno any other alias�s! Have fun wit tha cup Liz :)!
Thatz it 4 now, keep up da fraggin ladiez til then *FUCK YA`LL*.


UpDaTe after AgEs

Well wot did I tell ya? No weekly update but I�ll try it this time..
ROLF MOLA
So wot happened meanwhile in KP and shit?!?!..well I joined GA if not mentioned b4
There was anotha fukkin wallhack some like KP+ICQ or some aint sure!
Chais got cought wallhax0rin..fukkin n00b go get a life n get some skillz u cack wankin wonna b KPer :D !!!
I aint got no decent screenies 2 put on here ya can just go 2
www.kingpin-central.co.uk n check the leagues n shit!
Thers been a fight between Taxi and Treb0r which 4 me is kinda useless 4 some reason
Come on ladiez it�s only a damn fukkin game...pff

Well fukk all 2 say now so I�m off...til then

EVERYBODY WHO DOESN`T LIKE ME..........

S U C K M Y M U T H A F U K K I N D I K K...


27.09.2002
Its Bout Time

Well well ladiez, there hasnt been any update on this page 4 ages
thats cuz I got some probs 2 solve in my life....but wotevah heres the update

If I didnt mention it b4 I will now. I joined {GA}, Im the 4v4 captain and will b the capt in the upcomin 6v6 league.
We aint doin that g00d in the 4v4 league but who gives a flyin fukk!
I had my cousin -=AK=- BuBs here 4 2 weeks so that makes her my favorite cousin
4 wotevah reasons ;)

The new 2v2 RM [RealMode] league has just started [joined RMD 4 RealMode]. Best RM team that is around atm.
What else?� Well except that peeps acuse me 4 usin a WallHack, laff sure, fkkn n00bs!
YeP I mean u MaMa|Snowy <-- !!!
I dont play KP that much anymo, due 2 the probs I got! Play most of the time on weekends, or any clanmatch.
A big thanks n applause 2 PHOENIX whos doin a KP Gangstas Paradise dedicated page wit a big amount of pics from active n former KP playahz...U da man Phoen!
Oh and a HUGE kiss 2 the woman I luv, miss u!
C ya�ll Im out! Fukk ya�ll!


14.10.2002
UpDaT3

Nuttin special diz time. Still dont play tha game that often now. Now and then!
This weeks "WaNkEr Of ThE WeEk AwArD" goes 2 Mr KrisX 4 beein such a dickhead!!!

I mean d00d, just keep ya fukkin handz off BuBs ya stinkin, uphill gardenin, downhill punchin, pie pokin, moanin BiTcH!
If ya cant take a joke get ya fukkin ass outta KP kid, SiT!

ClAn SiTuAtIoN

As far as I know INC has moved on 2 SOF2, gl wit that girly game :)
[77WallhackCrew] moved on 2 BF1942, gl ladiez, gg imo!
Dunno bout tha rest, dont fukkin care tbh, KP is still tha best FPS there is, and will b!

Im gonna stay wit KP, so will BuBs ;). If she doesnt I�ll just bash her!!! :)

Last but not least.... A MASSIVE KISS 2 the woman I love. Love u so much, miss u :( !!!

Til then f00kerz.... SUCK MY MUTHA FUKKIN DIKK


UpDaT3 20.10.2002

NoNe KP update
Glastonbury

*Man charged with double murder - Glastonbury*
The man arrested in connection with the shooting of two people in Austin Road, Glastonbury, on Friday has been charged with their
murders. David Carter, 53, from Glastonbury, was charged Saturday, 19 October with two counts of murder
and will appear before Wells Magistrates Court Monday, 21 October.

The post mortem examination revealed yesterday that 15-year-old Joanne Lojko and 21-year-old Garry Crease
died as a result of gunshot wounds.

My condolence to there familys from the bottom of my heart!

Joanne Lojko - 18 October 2002 R.I.P
Garry Crease - 18 October 2002 R.I.P

Not to forget that Garry was a good friend of the familie. He used to visit Butch and talk about fishing for hours!
Butch�s words!!!
Garry was a fun living person, so nice and was always a happy person, always in a good mood. You never saw him beeing not happy!God bless him, R.I.P

And David Carter? I fucking hope you fucking burn in hell for that shit!!!


UpDaT3 16.11.2002

._-_-KP-_-_.

Just came back from the UK where I had a g00d time, l0ts of Mill0rz :D
Well bakk 2 KP!!! Nuttin special goin on in KP.
RMBM league started n {GA} had a g00d first game against BEER.. 1:1 gg BEER ;)
I cant think about eny1 2 give this weekz Wanker Of The Week Award so I�ll just give it 2 myself...
I�m startin some interviews on some KP playahz, and the first 1 is gonna b BuBs 4 the start.
Was thinkin about Stav but as I know him all he would say is F4K Jo0!

I�ll get some screeniez in next week. Until then
SuCk My MuThA FuKkIn DiCk!!!


UpDaT3 30.11.2002

Well well, wont a headline? FUCK OFF
Aint much I can say tbh. We had a gg vs B^M last week, 1:1 grr :)

Some1 been runnin around on the servers with a bind 2 a hack-site.
There was supposed 2 b a new wallhack 4 KP their but it was just a virus.
I bet some n00bs went their straight away n dl the damn thing ROFL n00bs.

Ok now the Wanker Of The Week Award. This time I really dont know who I could give it 2.
Aint gonna give it 2 meself this time so I just thought about erm... GRAND
Cuz hes a nobsukkin rat. Ave fun wit it ya volvo drivin abba dancin cunt0r
Next update I promise I�ll get some screenies in, I found 2 funny 1ns on Shotgun2k�s HDD ;)
Til then

SuCk Da CrAcK Of My MuThA FuKkIn AsS!!!


UpDaT3 25.12.2002

KP Movie

ATM I�m doin a KP Movie..nuttin special happened in KP, we became 3rd in the RMBM League

DoWnLoAd PrEvIeW HeRe

Movie Preview


UpDaT3 10.02.2003

Yep its time 4 an update. Heres da upate pimps...I joined All* 4 BM and shit, they preatty coo but members leavin like flys eat shit!
Da leagues iz startin s00n so that gonna b lots of fun!

I aint on da UK servers no more that often...I iz hangin wit da yanks.
Peeps still sayin I cheat haha, g00d eh?�

**None KP Update**

Another life taken too soon!
I was only just told about this sad news
Yes, its sad but true.[BEER]Rockspiders brother Stephen Knightly aka Dodger went from us!
Stephen was 18 years old when he was involved in a road accident.
On the 7th of January 2003 Stephen was run over by a minibus and was killed.
My condolence to the whole Knightly familie.
Stephen Knightly 2003 RIP


**UpDaT3 30.03.2003**

Yes my hoez itz update time!
Cuz I dont play KP no more that often I wont b able 2 update weekly(haha lol)itz borin now n I pwn every1 and every1 urm sux0rz
I can proudly present this weekzs "CUNT OF THE WEEK" award...
Goez 2.....wotz hiz name again? oh yeah KokKid! Ave fun wit it ya cunt0r

The fukkin leaguez still aint started ffs! Dont care no more, fukkin LM�s, utter shite!

I see our former KP noobz r bakk in town...Yep MaMa iz bakk, bakk 4 wot? Stupid cunt0rz!
I think I�ll give anotha person the "SPECIAL CUNT OF THE WEEK" award.. 2 urm, Fire & Ice, fukkin jurmenz pff!U know Im jk Fire m8 eh :)

Oh n I wonna say ello 2 SAM....ok now I mentioned u can u fukk off? :)
Cya next week retarded fukkwitz
Until then....Everybody who doeznt like me
"SUKK MY MUTHA FUKKIN PYTHON"
PS: DRUGZ R COOL


**UpDaT3 23.05.2003**

Wow itz been nearly 2 months I aint updated. 1337 eh?�
Started playin KP again, aint that much fun az it woz b4 but there aint nuttin else 2 do atm.
I left gAng cuz urm, well I dont feel well in gAng no more and urm I pwn!

Im still hangin wit the RMD noobz and I joined [G-RoM] 4 BM and we had a really gg vs L&D in the BM league 4 the start, a default 4 L&D, gg G-RoM :)
FuB@r iz dead ARF, yankz ;)

Well letz see wot the leaguez bring us ey. Wonna say ello 2 Sam (Im ur pimp aaiii) Da Stavster (fekkin beotch) and urm thatz it.

Oh I nearly forgot....Wanker Of The Week iz urm, lemme think, whoz a total cunt0r?...Urm
Xraigit or wotevah that bitchez name iz...Fukkin retard, fu x100 aaiii.
And 2 everybody else who dont like me....
"SUKK MY MUTHA FUKKIN DIKK"

TIA hoez
Cya next week when itz.....Visit0rz vote 4 the (WOTM) Wanker Of The Month


**UpDaT3 12.06.2003**

W00t W00t!!!
Sup bitchez, time 4 anotha update innit!
4v4 League iz on hold cuz of urm, not Aramis but imo Ringer Of The Month, wot also makes him how else could it b
Wanker Of The Month!!! Yep, P00x2...

Nuttin much I can say diz time....just wonna say FUx10 ACID ;)
We had a cool game wit RMD vs FFF in da 6v6RMDM league, woz funny actually
First of all in the beginnin of the first round, I couldnt sh00t lol, dunno why but after 3 mins I finally could.
That fekkin brought me 15 deffs fs, arf! Second round woz cooler.
Last 3 mins me mouseball fell out, I mean WTF? how can that shit happen, dunno but it did

Ellyway...cya next time girlz
Until then.....SuKk My MuThA FuKkIn DiKk
TIA


**UpDaT3 02.07.2003**

Nuttin special...Just givin the WOTW award away...
Thiz time it goez 2 XraiGit again cuz hez a fukkin cunt. Thinkz hez it n shit
Just fukk off ya daft noobish fukkin cheddah ed, go get a life son

Leagues? Wot leagues? Default after default, fukkin LM set of cuntz.
UNTIL NEXT TIME

Suck my mutha fukkin dikk!!!!!


**UpDaT3 09.08.2003**

OMG...update time...as u can see, I didnt update weekly, obivous bs!
Well WOTW iz Koff...cuz hez a cokksukkin mofo, ty gg pwn ya next time!

W00t else?...4v4 League haz started, we beat Thief.
Started off 4v2 on KPDM5, then a g00d 4v4 on Thief�s map KPDM2! Pld Thief, g00d team ya go there

Oh n 4 everbody who thinkz I cheat... GO FUCK YASELF, jealous non skilled rafty n00bz!
Tiz all 4 now, cya next week n until then....
SUKK MY MUTHA FUKKIN COKK!


**QuIkK UpDaT3 11.08.2003**

Well first of all I just wonted 2 say that mike aka muhammed aka ricky martin aka
[TOX]JUNK or wot evah name u use, can sukk my mutha fukkin dikk

Hez such a stupid dumb asskikkz kissin son of a bitch!
Listen u cokksukka, u own shit, u nevah will own nuttin. No1 likez u ffs, ur prolly teh only person in KP I really hate
Oh and btw...quit the fukkin shit talk bout u pwnin me in a 1v1.
I dont even do 1v1 ya fekkin retard, so teh jokez on u bitch. Now fukk off 2 mummy n cry ya fukked up shafty runt.

Nuff Sed


**UpDaT3 06.09.2003**

Yep, itz update time, w00t w00t!
Now now w00t we got here? Hez german, hez a wanker, he sux dogz billox
Itz Area aka Agent[Wank]. I mean cum on...u know ur a cokksukka and urm ave a small willy.

Cuz u gave me shittalk and ur german enyway, ur gettin teh WOTW Award
Congratz Fritz, now fukk off n nevah talk 2 me again ya cokksukkin noobian

Sukk my cokk n take it az far az u can bitch!!!!!
**Teh Leagues**
Well urm, we r pole-position ( [7N] ) n urm teh 4v4 DM iz teh only leage goin on atm, az far az I know
Enyway......Did I say Area iz a cokksukka yet? well nm...arse

Nuttin much I can say thiz week tbh, woz thinkin about givin K()FF teh WOFW but nah, Area sux more cokk n haz more fun doin it, lukky fukka K()FF ;)
Well thatz it, I�ll see ya next week
Until then...Sukk my mutha fukkin dikk

PS: Sam n Whoop smell, ha :D


**15.09.03 Quikk Update**

Quikk 1! Listen FatChops, aint u got betta shit 2 do then use my name n talkin mad shit, from cunt 2 the mama jokes?
U done it wit BettyBlue now me!
U aint cool doin that shit, n it aint funny, no1 thinkz u iz!
Fukkin get a life ya low life no skool 4 no good cokksukkin mutha fukka

Im waitin 4 u, just like u said, meet face 2 face! Im waitin bitch!

Dikkheadz like u give KP a bad name, get a life, Im sure u ave some sort of social problem!
Mum complex innit? Woz she a big part of ur childhood?

Enyway.....SUKK MY DIKK AND TAKE IT AZ FAR AZ U CAN FUKKIN BITCH..nuff sed


test2 test2 test2 test2 test2 test2 test2 next test TESTTEST


**09.02.2004 Update W00t W00t**

OMFG, an update after nearly, let me think, 4 months WOOT!
Dont play KP at all anymore, well ok some games now n then but thats all
Been busy with other stuff and ma woman, but thats over already!
Nuttin much happened in KP tbh. As far as I know there r no leagues runnin and I doubt a dead game will run eny tbh!

There woz a nu hax0r-wall-peek goin around, solved already!
I think there woz only 2 known wallpeek0rz and that were:
[Thief]H^CK3R aka KeeF aka urm dunno. Not the first time he been wallpeeks0rin
(R2R)Mouse aka Rolizani aka sum ol fukked up namez. FUCK OFF

Well w00t else can I say except 4 teh peeps that dont like me
SOOK MY BIG WHITE COCK!
Wonna say thanks 2 Phoenix 4 hiz 1337 pict0r page and 4 puttin a link 2 KP-Hosi up!
Enyway no fukkin clue w00t 2 say except that Sam still stinks, j00 cow ;)

Thats it 4 now until next time and dont forget
DRUGZ R C00L
Oh n ingnore them linkz above, thats anotha story w00t! Cya kuntknukklez


**17.02.2004 Update W00T4G3**

Right. I think its bout time 2 give away all sorts of awards of 2003 includin wanker of the year, w00t!

Funniest Player(s): Me ;)

Gheyest Player(s): Blaze, Area aka Agent[Wank], Refizul & Thug7 aka Jughead

Coolest yank(s): SoulTaker

Coolest euro(s): Sam & Jim

Best player(s): [G-RoM]HeZu

Worst player(s): Thug7, Refizul, Mike & Area

Funniest thing said on team_bridge_final on bridge after I pwnd him: WALLHACK (X^T^C aka Oxbow)

Ugliest euro player(s): [G-RoM]HeZu & X^T^C

Ugliest yank player(s): ss.SHAHSHANK ;) and Gen bet hes 1 ugly mafka

Hottst euro chick(s): Non, they all ugly az fukk!

Hottest yank chick(s): Shakira[FnR] & NV Allorah

Dumb az fukk award: Thug7

U need that hair cut award: [JEDI]FuckU, damn cak cut that shit off, looks like u got butt-weed in ya here n shit w00t ;)

Blackbeauty award: Thief|B()SH

Player been most acused of usin an aimbot: Me

Dumb as fukk "swede" award: Grand (Volvo drivin Abba dancin n00b)

Gheyest and biggest german n00b award: WPC|blanksta & Area

1337357 BH: G00x2

Gheyest BH: Thug7

Needs some spellin lessons award: Thief|B()SH

Biggest shittalker(s): FatChops, Grand, Thug7 & Blaze

Coolest player(s): Sam & Jim

Overall gheyest player(s) of all times: Thug7 & Blaze

Biggest wallhacker(s): LiZarD, Thief|H^CK3R & (R2R)Rolizani

Jet Li look-a-like award: Yip

Biggest n00b(s): Thug7, Area & Blaze

Pizza face award: [F^]$P!D3R

Biggest Jew: SoulTaker ;)

Oldiest Swede in a wheelchair playin KP: -=Alco=-Grapnel

Biggest tits: SoulTaker & T3fl0n

Worst excuse loosin: Eh lag, eh lol, eh luck, eh warmup ([G-RoM]A*C*P)

Biggest cokksukkah: D()G

Nicest clan(s): eGo|, sS, VL, $cK, -=Alco=-

Worst clan(s): F^, GT, YamYam, FFF, SSF

Best clan(s): [7N], [G-RoM],[RMD], sS, @M

Biggest camel humper from Israel: Nir

Wanker of the year 2003 award: Thug7


I personally think the awards r fair and approving
Cya next update ya cokksukkin n00bz
And 4 every1 who dont like me
SUKK MY MUTHA FUKKIN COKK


**01.04.2004 Update**

Ja, itz time 4 a little update ( weekly of course lol )
Well the leaguez started last sunday n our first game woz vs R2R
O 2 the W 2 the N 2 the E 2 the mutha fukkin D, g0d w00t a bunch of mutha fukkin newbehz lol

Herez teh link 2 teh league page
Thief Clan League Page
Not much 2 say really. Ill just say FUCK J00 Jughead and urm, FUCK J00 Jughead and urm, FUCK J00 Fudgehead
Next week there will b a demo of Cackhead available. Chekk hiz maj0r uber 1337 skillz.
Last thing 2 say iz....Hello Sam and...Suz u gotta shave that bush fs.

Until then....suck my mutha fukkin dikk


**30.07.2004 Update**

W00t, update after urm 3 months or so. If ya dont like it, FUCK JOO
If j00 still dont like it....fuck joo again
Well well...we lost teh finals in teh bm league vs teh abba´s but only
cuz I hezu and teh 13375 werent there...ah well we lost
Who fukkin carez. Right. Thag7 iz still a bitch, Sam still wubs me, so does Jim, and the yanks still sux0r at KP

Hardly play teh fukkin game now, should abit more. 2LC iz still up..urm I think
Tbh, Im b0red az fukk atm, thatz teh only reas0n Im updatin...wanks0rz. Time 2 go newbehz...
Cya next week ( ha, sure ) when itz...
WHOS THIZ WEEKS WANK0R OF TEH WEEK..

Cya..until then....take it deep



**24.08.2004 Update**

Sup bitches. About time 4 teh update w00t

Well not much happened tbh....Thag7 is still a bitch n shit
Xraided posted on teh Thief forums that teh DM league will start soon.
I hope so

Its also time 4 teh KPD awards 2004...here they r.

**KPD AWARDS**

Biggest cocksucker: Thug7

Sexxeh woman award: Sam

Biggest moaner: Slayer

Biggest newbeh: Thug7

H4x0r 2004: Lizard

I can suck ur cock and suck ur asshole 2 award: Thug7

Coolest female: Sam

Gheyest player: Thug7

Coolest Yank: Soultaker

Gheyest yank: GEORGE.W.BUSH (the player AND the president)

Worst euro: Thug7

Worst yank: GEORGE.W.BUSH

I smell and need a shower award: team2.wish, whoop_ass

I suck dick and take it as far as I can award: Thug7

Coolest male: Me

Shemale award: Quake

Biggest JEDI n00b: B()SH

I got so much hair under my armpits it looks like buttweed award: Thug7

Biggest pisshead: team2.wish

Wanker of the year 2004: Thug7

Thats it...cya next week (yep)
Until then....suck my mutha fuckin dick


**13.10.2004 Update KP Interview**

Right n00bz, bout time teh update is updated. What ever that means
This week itz teh interview wit meh sexxeh w0man Sammeh
Thag7 iz still a thag btw.

Ok here we go:
Thanks 4 teh time Sammeh ;)

Sam: nps illbob

Why dont u tell us summit abo0t yaself...what j00 do, where u live, hobbyz and so on

Sam: urm what do i do hah, well lots of boring stuff like looking after
the children and working( i could go into detail but i will spare you all )
i always manage to make time for a chat with the herman illmo though


Ok, c00l lol

W00t do j00 think about teh Kingpin communiti0r?¿

Sam:i dont really play much anymore ill i do know that ginge is a cheating git though

Fanny? r0fl

When did j00 start playin like n stuff?

Sam: bloody hell urm, 3 years ago? lol

LOL

Cheats?

Sam: fannys the biggest

HAHA LOL

R tehre eny other gamez j00 play besides Kingpin? 4 example, tetris, mario land blablaz

Sam: hahahah bookworm but sshhh

WTF is that? nm next question lol

Eny play0rs j00 dislike?

Sam: nope none

LIEZ

Eny players u wub except me :) ?

Sam: well except you the lovliest person ever has to be stav

yeah, hes cool, pitty hes a puffta tho :D

Kingpin is kinda dead actually.....
r j00 gonna play eny otha gamez or ya gonna stay with KP til KP2 cums out?


Sam: no dont think i'll play any other
i love chatting on the server and no other game seems to have that
i get told to shut up lol no time either


lol KP owns

Sex?

Sam: cant we finish this first?

Do u get mad sumtimes when u lose or summit? I dont, not at all :D

Sam: nope i dont....lol you dont!...your the worst i know

FUCK OFF lol

Dragons or Nikkis?

Sam: nikks

DM or BM?

Sam: bm \o/

4v4 or 6v6?

Sam: omg i dunno

Did j00 play eny other gamez online b4 KP? Or eny PC games or console games in general?

Sam: no

Lol j00 sux0rz ;)

Sam: good

Ok lets cum 2 teh last question...j00 gonna join team2 n0w we r teh rox0rz?

Sam: cant sorry :D

HAHA LOL

Well thanks 4 ya time Sammeh....cya on JEDI...wait, its down ;)

Sam: is it?

omg lol u dont know nuttin do ya haha

Sam: yea i do, i can wash up and and cut hair and stuff


Well thatz it 4 n0w. See cya next week (r0fl) wit teh WOTW award n stuff
2 every1 who doesnt like me!!11! Kiss teh crack of my hairy ass