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UpDaT3 10.02.2003
Yep its time 4 an update.
Heres da upate pimps...I joined All* 4 BM and shit, they preatty coo but members leavin like flys eat shit!
Da leagues iz startin s00n so that gonna b lots of fun!
I aint on da UK servers no more that often...I iz hangin wit da yanks.
Peeps still sayin I cheat haha, g00d eh?�
**None KP Update**
Another life taken too soon!
I was only just told about this sad news
Yes, its sad but true.[BEER]Rockspiders brother Stephen Knightly aka Dodger went from us!
Stephen was 18 years old when he was involved in a road accident.
On the 7th of January 2003 Stephen was run over by a minibus and was killed.
My condolence to the whole Knightly familie.
Stephen Knightly 2003 RIP
**UpDaT3 30.03.2003**
Yes my hoez itz update time!
Cuz I dont play KP no more that often I wont b able 2 update weekly(haha lol)itz borin now n I pwn every1 and every1 urm sux0rz
I can proudly present this weekzs "CUNT OF THE WEEK" award...
Goez 2.....wotz hiz name again? oh yeah KokKid! Ave fun wit it ya cunt0r
The fukkin leaguez still aint started ffs! Dont care no more, fukkin LM�s, utter shite!
I see our former KP noobz r bakk in town...Yep MaMa iz bakk, bakk 4 wot? Stupid cunt0rz!
I think I�ll give anotha person the "SPECIAL CUNT OF THE WEEK" award.. 2 urm, Fire & Ice, fukkin jurmenz pff!U know Im jk Fire m8 eh :)
Oh n I wonna say ello 2 SAM....ok now I mentioned u can u fukk off? :)
Cya next week retarded fukkwitz
Until then....Everybody who doeznt like me
"SUKK MY MUTHA FUKKIN PYTHON"
PS: DRUGZ R COOL
**UpDaT3 23.05.2003**
Wow itz been nearly 2 months I aint updated. 1337 eh?�
Started playin KP again, aint that much fun az it woz b4 but there aint nuttin else 2 do atm.
I left gAng cuz urm, well I dont feel well in gAng no more and urm I pwn!
Im still hangin wit the RMD noobz and I joined [G-RoM] 4 BM and we had a really gg vs L&D in the BM league 4 the start, a default 4 L&D, gg G-RoM :)
FuB@r iz dead ARF, yankz ;)
Well letz see wot the leaguez bring us ey. Wonna say ello 2 Sam (Im ur pimp aaiii) Da Stavster (fekkin beotch) and urm thatz it.
Oh I nearly forgot....Wanker Of The Week iz urm, lemme think, whoz a total cunt0r?...Urm
Xraigit or wotevah that bitchez name iz...Fukkin retard, fu x100 aaiii.
And 2 everybody else who dont like me....
"SUKK MY MUTHA FUKKIN DIKK"
TIA hoez
Cya next week when itz.....Visit0rz vote 4 the (WOTM) Wanker Of The Month
**UpDaT3 12.06.2003**
W00t W00t!!!
Sup bitchez, time 4 anotha update innit!
4v4 League iz on hold cuz of urm, not Aramis but imo Ringer Of The Month, wot also makes him how else could it b
Wanker Of The Month!!! Yep, P00x2...
Nuttin much I can say diz time....just wonna say FUx10 ACID ;)
We had a cool game wit RMD vs FFF in da 6v6RMDM league, woz funny actually
First of all in the beginnin of the first round, I couldnt sh00t lol, dunno why but after 3 mins I finally could.
That fekkin brought me 15 deffs fs, arf! Second round woz cooler.
Last 3 mins me mouseball fell out, I mean WTF? how can that shit happen, dunno but it did
Ellyway...cya next time girlz
Until then.....SuKk My MuThA FuKkIn DiKk
TIA
**UpDaT3 02.07.2003**
Nuttin special...Just givin the WOTW award away...
Thiz time it goez 2 XraiGit again cuz hez a fukkin cunt. Thinkz hez it n shit
Just fukk off ya daft noobish fukkin cheddah ed, go get a life son
Leagues? Wot leagues? Default after default, fukkin LM set of cuntz.
UNTIL NEXT TIME
Suck my mutha fukkin dikk!!!!!
**UpDaT3 09.08.2003**
OMG...update time...as u can see, I didnt update weekly, obivous bs!
Well WOTW iz Koff...cuz hez a cokksukkin mofo, ty gg pwn ya next time!
W00t else?...4v4 League haz started, we beat Thief.
Started off 4v2 on KPDM5, then a g00d 4v4 on Thief�s map KPDM2! Pld Thief, g00d team ya go there
Oh n 4 everbody who thinkz I cheat... GO FUCK YASELF, jealous non skilled rafty n00bz!
Tiz all 4 now, cya next week n until then....
SUKK MY MUTHA FUKKIN COKK!
**QuIkK UpDaT3 11.08.2003**
Well first of all I just wonted 2 say that mike aka muhammed aka ricky martin aka
[TOX]JUNK or wot evah name u use, can sukk my mutha fukkin dikk
Hez such a stupid dumb asskikkz kissin son of a bitch!
Listen u cokksukka, u own shit, u nevah will own nuttin. No1 likez u ffs, ur prolly teh only person in KP I really hate
Oh and btw...quit the fukkin shit talk bout u pwnin me in a 1v1.
I dont even do 1v1 ya fekkin retard, so teh jokez on u bitch. Now fukk off 2 mummy n cry ya fukked up shafty runt.
Nuff Sed
**UpDaT3 06.09.2003**
Yep, itz update time, w00t w00t!
Now now w00t we got here? Hez german, hez a wanker, he sux dogz billox
Itz Area aka Agent[Wank]. I mean cum on...u know ur a cokksukka and urm ave a small willy.
Cuz u gave me shittalk and ur german enyway, ur gettin teh WOTW Award
Congratz Fritz, now fukk off n nevah talk 2 me again ya cokksukkin noobian
Sukk my cokk n take it az far az u can bitch!!!!!
**Teh Leagues**
Well urm, we r pole-position ( [7N] ) n urm teh 4v4 DM iz teh only leage goin on atm, az far az I know
Enyway......Did I say Area iz a cokksukka yet? well nm...arse
Nuttin much I can say thiz week tbh, woz thinkin about givin K()FF teh WOFW but nah, Area sux more cokk n haz more fun doin it, lukky fukka K()FF ;)
Well thatz it, I�ll see ya next week
Until then...Sukk my mutha fukkin dikk
PS: Sam n Whoop smell, ha :D
**15.09.03 Quikk Update**
Quikk 1! Listen FatChops, aint u got betta shit 2 do then use my name n talkin mad shit, from cunt 2 the mama jokes?
U done it wit BettyBlue now me!
U aint cool doin that shit, n it aint funny, no1 thinkz u iz!
Fukkin get a life ya low life no skool 4 no good cokksukkin mutha fukka
Im waitin 4 u, just like u said, meet face 2 face! Im waitin bitch!
Dikkheadz like u give KP a bad name, get a life, Im sure u ave some sort of social problem!
Mum complex innit? Woz she a big part of ur childhood?
Enyway.....SUKK MY DIKK AND TAKE IT AZ FAR AZ U CAN FUKKIN BITCH..nuff sed
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**09.02.2004 Update W00t W00t**
OMFG, an update after nearly, let me think, 4 months WOOT!
Dont play KP at all anymore, well ok some games now n then but thats all
Been busy with other stuff and ma woman, but thats over already!
Nuttin much happened in KP tbh. As far as I know there r no leagues runnin and I doubt a dead game will run eny tbh!
There woz a nu hax0r-wall-peek goin around, solved already!
I think there woz only 2 known wallpeek0rz and that were:
[Thief]H^CK3R aka KeeF aka urm dunno. Not the first time he been wallpeeks0rin
(R2R)Mouse aka Rolizani aka sum ol fukked up namez. FUCK OFF
Well w00t else can I say except 4 teh peeps that dont like me
SOOK MY BIG WHITE COCK!
Wonna say thanks 2 Phoenix 4 hiz 1337 pict0r page and 4 puttin a link 2 KP-Hosi up!
Enyway no fukkin clue w00t 2 say except that Sam still stinks, j00 cow ;)
Thats it 4 now until next time and dont forget
DRUGZ R C00L
Oh n ingnore them linkz above, thats anotha story w00t! Cya kuntknukklez
**17.02.2004 Update W00T4G3**
Right. I think its bout time 2 give away all sorts of awards of 2003 includin wanker of the year, w00t!
Funniest Player(s): Me ;)
Gheyest Player(s): Blaze, Area aka Agent[Wank], Refizul & Thug7 aka Jughead
Coolest yank(s): SoulTaker
Coolest euro(s): Sam & Jim
Best player(s): [G-RoM]HeZu
Worst player(s): Thug7, Refizul, Mike & Area
Funniest thing said on team_bridge_final on bridge after I pwnd him: WALLHACK
(X^T^C aka Oxbow)
Ugliest euro player(s): [G-RoM]HeZu & X^T^C
Ugliest yank player(s): ss.SHAHSHANK ;) and Gen
bet hes 1 ugly mafka
Hottst euro chick(s): Non, they all ugly az fukk!
Hottest yank chick(s): Shakira[FnR] & NV Allorah
Dumb az fukk award: Thug7
U need that hair cut award: [JEDI]FuckU, damn cak cut that shit off, looks like u
got butt-weed in ya here n shit w00t ;)
Blackbeauty award: Thief|B()SH
Player been most acused of usin an aimbot: Me
Dumb as fukk "swede" award: Grand (Volvo drivin Abba dancin n00b)
Gheyest and biggest german n00b award: WPC|blanksta & Area
1337357 BH: G00x2
Gheyest BH: Thug7
Needs some spellin lessons award: Thief|B()SH
Biggest shittalker(s): FatChops, Grand, Thug7 & Blaze
Coolest player(s): Sam & Jim
Overall gheyest player(s) of all times: Thug7 & Blaze
Biggest wallhacker(s): LiZarD, Thief|H^CK3R & (R2R)Rolizani
Jet Li look-a-like award: Yip
Biggest n00b(s): Thug7, Area & Blaze
Pizza face award: [F^]$P!D3R
Biggest Jew: SoulTaker ;)
Oldiest Swede in a wheelchair playin KP: -=Alco=-Grapnel
Biggest tits: SoulTaker & T3fl0n
Worst excuse loosin: Eh lag, eh lol, eh luck, eh warmup ([G-RoM]A*C*P)
Biggest cokksukkah: D()G
Nicest clan(s): eGo|, sS, VL, $cK, -=Alco=-
Worst clan(s): F^, GT, YamYam, FFF, SSF
Best clan(s): [7N], [G-RoM],[RMD], sS, @M
Biggest camel humper from Israel: Nir
Wanker of the year 2003 award: Thug7